IS ARSENAL JUST TOUNGE IN CHEEK

Man Utd v Arsenal!!!!!ok i can hear you say enough is enough so onto our next game Stoke City we have had our arses kicked and we need to get the motivation back for this game, how does Arsene lift the spirits of the players, humiliation is a hard thing to get over but get over it we must,what do we suggest to Arsene, well it seems simple to a mere supporter like me to say Arsene you must drop Arshavin he is unfit he cannot pass he hates tracking back and he gives up and your lucky if he last 40minutes, moving on Arsene we need to man mark that means, that one of our players marks a certain player on their side and picks him up at every opportunity, we should close down as quickly as possible and fight to get the ball back if lost, when in possession we must get our players moving into positions where they can receive the ball safely it is a good thing to have two players getting in these positions to give the holding player an option, at this stage i take a breather, i imagine Wenger would retaliate to my advice and look me steely eyed with a look of an overheating boiler about to explode and spit out at me Well what do you suppose i do with Alex Song then he happens to be our best player? i look at Mr Wenger and take a swallow, Well you should take away Alex's licence to roam and tell him that his responsibility is at the back supporting his central defenders and only go up field when somebody has covered you. Arsene now comes back, And who do you suppose i use while Fabregas gets his fitness back?Well you could try Walcott there rest V Persie and use Jet to partner Chamakh, move Nasri to Arshavin's empty place and Eboue to Naz.s place tell the players that anybody that drops their head throughout the game will sit the next game on the bench, Wenger, Dont you think that's a lot to do in one game, will it not unbalance the team. Well you keep losing Arsene anythings worth a try isnt it? I may have to think about this new idea of yours but i dont think my wife will wear it. Ok Arsene in that case perhaps its best we carry on as before, anyway its only the Premier league its not life and death.

I know this is only tongue in cheek but we must change to move on.